Starting your EggplantJourneys:
1) Be Asian, remove your Sensible Shoes before entering.
Clear all the mofos from your life, even if you chase them for papers. Your mental and physical health ain't worth the tree their paper print on!
I knew a guy (call him Purple Plump) who was made by his boss (call her "Sensible Shoes") to stand like a schoolkid at a recent meeting. Purple Plump was asked a question about "Objectives", and upon answering that it was to include measurable metrics, Sensible Shoes berates him about marketing terms she learnt 30 (I kid you not, he told me 50) years ago.
Ever dealt with a Sensible Shoes fellow Purple Plumps? Here's my advice to making your life better:
Shameless Promotion: BURN THE PAPER SHE BUYS HER SENSIBLE SHOES WITH because nothing says health is wealth than your own thigh gap exerciser machine! Click on the pic to get yours today.
2) Take control of your destiny, don't think that anybody can just boss you around. If I have to remind you why, get a dictionary and read the above again you goldfish!
My point is, no moron is worth your time if they don't actually understand their role. The more they play games, the more likely their don't know how to do their own job. Maintaining a facade lasts until the other parties stop accepting thier lies and call her out for it.
DID YOU SEE THE SHAMELESS PLUG FOR YOUR OWN THIGH GAP EXERCISER??? IT MEANS BUY NOW!!!